sad? watch lord of the rings. happy? watch lord of the rings. sick? watch lord of the rings. sleepy? watch lord of the rings. dying from a festering wound? watch lord of the rings. have homework to do? watch lord of the rings.
watching lord of the rings solves 100% of all problems. trust me i am a medical doctor.
the best things in life have the most calories
if you arent into the things i post and you’re still following me
true friendship is going from “look at these cute shoes” to “do you like being choked sexually” in under ten minutes
*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning
i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday
I wonder what fergie had for dinner last night
black eyed peas
actual footage of me walking to class in the morning
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first