meow

oliverthesnail:

Chores go much quicker when you have someone to help you.

queermarauders:

*ron weasley voice* viktor krum?? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of photos of viktor krum spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of viktor krum scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son
dusxull:

velveteen-bones:

stumbled upon this disturbing sight while exploring today.


Shit where’s that???

dusxull:

velveteen-bones:

stumbled upon this disturbing sight while exploring today.

Shit where’s that???

ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

zackisontumblr:

i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

  • yes babe
  • you’re cute
  • of course i will bring you snacks
  • my dick is 3 feet long
  • you’re always right babe i’m sorry

alicexz:

My series of paintings done for the Doctor Who comics series! (Well, the first three, at least… wink wink.) They are the covers of the #1 issues for each respective Doctor - Tenth, Eleventh, and Twelfth. It’s the first time I’ve released the artwork without the titles and whatnot - this was a MAJOR project for me this year, started all the way back in 2013 - I’m proud and honored to be so deeply involved with an official project like this. Here’s to more covers and Doctor Who in the future!

thatfunnyblog:

 

The President of France Getting Left Hanging [x]

Previously: The King of Sweden Wearing Silly Hats

Me IRL. 

HE FINALLY DID IT LOOK HOW SATISFIED HE IS

THANKS OBAMA

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point

tolazytofinishthi:

unclefather:

yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

SLEIGHH